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Rants and ITD's
The 2008 MTV VMAs... I wish I had the last two hours of my life back
Last night on the MTV Video Music Awards we experienced a few unique things. Personally I could have lived without most of them. read more by Zinsk
Chicken Wings and Dog Testicles
The "Restaurant" chain Hooters has recently started the most misdirected campaign to improve their image ever... read more by SubBear
Muslims Outraged by Scottish Police Pup
The more I look into humanity the more I realize how shallow, superficial and stupid we are capable of becomming... read more by Zinsk
Eye Doctors and Douchebags...a rant.
In the last couple of months both my wife and little girl have had to go to the Opthamologist for one reason or another... read more by SubBear
Kid Rock, "Steal my Music", ITD, "Why Bother?"
Kid Rock announced today on YouTube that illegally downloading and stealing his music is fine with him, which of course begs the question, why would I bother? read more
Madonna’s new “Documentary”
Alright, Madonna is officially on the “ITD Bullshit List”... read more
Miley Cyrus, Topless at 15
So as I stated last week, the media is foaming at the mouth to light the fuse which will set of the self destruct bomb... read more by Zinsk
African sorcery and your penis
A story out of the Congo, West Africa has me in real fear of a new kind of gangster... read more by SubBear
Madonna thinks Tom Cruise gets “Raw Deal”
In an interview with New York Magazine Madonna said, "I don't care if people worship turtles or frogs! All I care about is whether they are good people - and Tom is a good person. He gets a raw deal... read more by Zinsk
Miley Cyrus, Thanks for the Memoirs
No, this is not a joke. According to US Magazine, the 15 year old just inked a seven figure deal with Disney to write her memoirs... read more by Zinsk
Bush gets 69’d
President Bush set a new record today, his disapproval rating hit 69 percent. I know what you are thinking, Americans think he’s doing a crappy job, but I see it more as a cleverly disguised though highly overused immuendo to draw the young people back into his fold... read more by Zinsk
Obama or Clinton, Whooptady-DOO!
So this is it, the day has finally arrived, PENNSYLVANIA’S PRIMARY!!! Watching the wind up has been the equivalent of a dry hole enema, yes, I went there... read more by Zinsk
Tag, You're Suspended!
Yes, that’s right the game of tag has been banned at Kent Gardens elementary school in McLean, Virginia. Robyn Hooker, principal and anti-fun coordinator says that running, dodging, chasing and tagging followed by screaming “You’re IT!” has gotten out of hand and will not be allowed during recess until further notice... read more by Zinsk
The Long, Hot Summer...
There is a man named Matt Allen, who travels this great country in an old ice cream truck handing out delicious frozen treats to all absolutely free of charge. That's right reader I said F-R-E-E... read more by SubBear
Nelson Mandela turning 90, Eminem to MC
So it was announced today that Eminem is coming out of retirement to perform at the 90th birthday party for Nelson Mandela. I can’t think of a better performer to honor a man that has won over 100 awards for his work towards peace and unity on this planet (including the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993) then Mr. Marshal Mathers... read more by Zinsk
Rick Astley <3's the Mets
As if the Mets didn’t suffer enough at their own hands as they systematically dismantled their own chances at going to the World Series in 2007, they got Rick Roll’d at their season opener on April 8th... read more by Zinsk
All Locked Up on MSNBC
In this documentary, a camera crew steps into some of America's toughest prisons and allows the inmates to relate the horrible crimes they committed in order to end up inside... read more by SubBear
Heil Wal-Mart!
Retail giant Wal-Mart has apologized for selling a t-shirt that most certainly bares a resemblance to Germany's Nazi S.S... read more by SubBear
Head in the clouds
In 1995, then First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, was traveling on a goodwill mission to Katmandu, Nepal and had occasion to meet with the late Sir Edmund Hillary, world famous explorer and mountaineer and Mnt. Everest conquerer... read more by SubBear
ZOMG Mrs. Clinton Misspoke!
I just have to write about this… it is unbelievable and it is so in line with politicians in general, because to be frank I really am starting to dislike all of them. Some of you may have heard about Mrs. Clinton and her “misspoken” memories of when she and her daughter visited Bosnia in 1996... read more by Zinsk
Saint Patty's Day Survival Guide
The following is a list of things every Irish-American, or any wannabe should have prior to enjoying St Patrick's day festivities...read more by SubBear
Harry Potter, It's hard out there for a pimp
I sat down earlier this week to enjoy, I mean re-enjoy (it's a word), the latest Harry P. movie. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"...read more by SubBear
She’ll Ransack More than Pakistan
So I was sitting back the other night, enjoying a quick beer and a New Jersey Devils' hockey game when I got to thinking.... damn... I'm really lonely. This happens from time to time. Many of you are probably thinking to yourself, "Hobart, you so fly, you couldn't possibly get lonely on a weekend evening." But, loyal reader, I do...read more by Hobart
French Vanilla and Bacon....together at last
The cravings started. I was barely on my drive to work, but I could feel the gentle tug of sleep nuzzling me to turn around and rejoin its comforting grasp between the sheets of my nightly place of rest. I needed some form of resuscitation...read more by ReluctantFlux
Baggy Pants, ass crack, and you
Many states in our glorious union are considering legislation banning the wearing of overly baggy pants at our public schools and public areas...read more by SubBear
Your MySpace page gives me seizures
Now, look, I'm not one on this whole e-social scene. I'm totally for expressing yourself and having your friends know what you are about, what you are doing, who you are doing it too (mmmmmmm)...read more by Hobart
The romantic men of film
I was gonna entitle this “Movie men and how the rest of us will never live up to the things they say to women when they have nearly destroyed the relationship through their idiocy and insensitivity”...read more by Zinsk
Prostitution, Coke and American Idol
This year in season seven of the much overrated show American Idol advertisers Coke, Ford and others are rumored to paying upwards of 35 million dollars each for product tie-ins, regular commercials and product placement on and during the show.read more by SubBear
“Macro”soft
Are you kidding me? Are ya? ARE YA? You know Microsoft, that tiny little company in the great northwest that invented the blue screen… well they just offered Yahoo $44.6 billion dollars to own them too...read more by Zinsk
Whiskey Tango "Foxtrot"???
Super Bowl whatever number is this Sunday. The New York Giants will face the New England Patriots (who apparently by their name represent all of New England rather then a specific town). I personally will be watching the game for the commercials...read more by Zinsk
iPhenomenon
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Seriously, when does it end? Apparently if you put an “i” (lower case) or an “e” (not necessarily lower case) in front of any new electronic product or case that holds a new electronic gadget it will instantly be hip. Much like the “X” trend of a few years ago...see more by Zinsk