Baggy Pants, ass crack, and you
Many states in our glorious union are considering legislation banning the wearing of overly baggy pants at our public schools and public areas. Baggy pants are commonly worn by overrated/overpaid rap artists, hip-hop enthusiasts, various teenage cultural sects, some clowns and most plumbers. The idea behind this stroke of genius is, that banning the showing of more underwear will somehow end poverty, stem gang violence in our large cities, slow drug sales and use nationally and eliminate future crappy rap albums from ever occurring.
The brain-stems behind this idea seem to think if we force people to dress differently they will think and act differently. This is ignorance at it's best and politics as usual. Instead of looking for real, long term solutions to some cultural questions and inner city crime issues our elected jack-asses...er, officials gravitate toward a lame-brain"quick-fix". Banning the wearing of low hanging pants to solve these issues is not only really racist it just does not make any sense. The assholes who sponsor these ideas in various states (Louisiana, Texas, Maryland) state that young people (read: young, black people) who sport this fashion tend to belong to a subculture that behaves "thuggishly" and that these baggy pants are a great place to hide guns, narcotics and stuff that these "young people" have just shoplifted. These ideas are racist, hateful, unfair to people who like hip-hop and devastating to clown colleges all throughout the United States. The mayor of a small town in Louisiana who supports a bill to ban baggies has said that showing your underwear or rear-end in public is distasteful and disrespectful. This I actually agree with, another writer for this site, Zinsk, shows his ass all the time and that gets really old and makes for awkward staff meetings. You know what I find most disrespectful, the way legislators are running Louisiana in general. It seems really ballsy of a mouthpiece from one of the most corrupt states in America to speak of disrespect and distaste. Hey representative so-and-so why don't you settle up with the thousands of Hurricane Katrina victims you screwed first and worry about the pants thing second.
In the meantime, let young people dress as they wish as long as all the parts get covered I could care less. Stop attacking symptoms and not the actual problems. Parents- raise your own damn kids and do not look to our schools and local governments to do so. Stop worrying what teenage boys have in the front of their pants, leave that to the fathers of teenage girls.
This potential legislation receives five bare ass cracks out of five.