Chicken Wings and Dog Testicles
The "Restaurant" chain Hooters has recently started the most misdirected campaign to improve their image ever. Not wanting to be remembered for just good hot wings and even better boobs the food chain has initiated a program called "Hooters for neuters", apparently you spend some money on their food and they give a percentage of the profits to local animal clinics to help pay for animal spaying and neutering. Wow, this is the worst idea team up since the cell phone pocket speedo.
I can only imagine the conversations within the restaurants as the bouncy employees attempt to sell this idea. "How's your food today guys? How are the fried mushrooms and mozzarella sticks?, eat up guys, with each bite you are helping chop of the balls of unsuspecting dogs and cats in the area...more ranch?"
Yeah, there is nothing a guy likes more as he is eating bar food, watching the Denver Broncos lose, drinking beer, and ogling shapely women in tight orange shorts than thinking about and discussing dog balls. When I think Hooters I think canine castration, don't you? "MMMmm neutering, tell you what, bring me an order of jalapeno poppers and a fork and knife and you can tell me about the ball chopping while I eat."
WTF? Hooters, people do not want to think of helpless animals undergoing this surgery as they eat, stick with what you do best, churning out mediocre food and showcasing cleavage.
Hooter's for neuters receives 2 surgically removed balls (out of a possible five?) with a side of ranch.