Madonna thinks Tom Cruise gets “Raw Deal”
In an interview with New York Magazine Madonna said, "I don't care if people worship turtles or frogs! All I care about is whether they are good people - and Tom is a good person. He gets a raw deal, just like the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal. I think a lot of marginalized people get a raw deal."
Ummm, why can’t I think of stuff this funny? I mean, I write comedy for a living and this is gold, GOLD I say! Comparing Tom Cruise to the orphans of Malawi is almost as bad as the picture on her new album cover. Seriously Madonna, or Ester or whatever you are calling yourself now, it was sexy when you were 20, you’re 49, get a new look.
Tom Cruise is a multi-bisquillionaire with several million dollar+ homes and every single comfort a human being could possibly ask for. The orphans in Malawi are so poor that in order to eat they have to wrestle squirrels to take away their peanuts. Tom Cruise’s worst day would be paradise for one of those kids. Tom Cruise also spent $100,000.00 on his daughters birthday party, and if Sally Struthers was telling the truth that $100,000.00 would feed every orphan in Malawi for 17 years. Don’t go comparing Tom Cruise to orphans Madonna, because you are so off base and just trying to pump the media about your adopting a child from Africa. I call bullshit Madonna, shame on you, seriously.
Official ITD Rating: One over-hyped musical artist out of five