Miley Cyrus, Topless at 15
So as I stated last week, the media is foaming at the mouth to light the fuse which will set of the self destruct bomb. So in an attempt to give Miley some sage advice in an article you will most likely never read, here goes.
Yes, Annie Leibovitz is a well renowned photographer of celebrities. Yes she has contacted me on multiple occasions, and yes I have denied those offers because I refuse to bow to the man. My dearest Miley, sweetheart, you are 15 years old. You are under age and over popular, and guess what sells better then controversy, the self destruction of a child star. 
You are a multi, multi-millionaire, you are cute, appeal to millions of people and the daughter of a celebrity. You were clearly taken advantage of and even as I write this the forces of the ITD army have been unleashed and are swarming Vanity Fair to get to the bottom of things, find the photos and make sure they disappear into our private collection forever. We here at ITD would never post pictures like this of you on the left side of this article to further our own Google search ratings. The point is, you are being targeted, set-up and prepped for the knock-out blow because all these magazines, corporations and other forces vying for your time are interested in one thing, using you to make money. It’s an age old tale where the faces and the names of the puppets change but the motivation of the Puppeteer remains the same. Right now you are the sweetheart of the hour, but there is a 10 year old who will replace you in 3 – 4 years. I am not trying to be harsh, I am trying to be funny, even though there is nothing funny about being exploited. So here is my last bit of advice. Until you are 18 years old, when a photographer asks you to remove your top so they can take your photo, say no. I don’t care if they say it will “artistic” or if they give you a bed sheet to cover up with and clutch to your chest, NO Miley, NO! The answer is always “NO”. You obviously have a great Publicist because I haven’t seen this much damage control on so many sources so quickly in a long time. Oh, and to get back to what I was saying, NO NO NO NO NO… JUST SAY NO MILEY! NO!
Official ITD Rating: One exploited teenage girl out of billions (redeux)