Kid Rock, "Steal my Music", ITD, "Why Bother?"
Kid Rock announced today on YouTube that illegally downloading and stealing his music is fine with him, which of course begs the question, why would I bother? I have heard his music, if you can call it that, and if I was going to steal music he would be right under Yoodling Pete Yoodles the Blues, mostly because he was almost as influential on the music industry as Vanilla Ice and Falco.
What makes this video 1000 times more awesome is the fact that he goes on to advocate the stealing of iPods, computers, gas, Tommy Hilfiger clothing and Toyotas. Now besides the incredibly ignorant assumption that by stealing these things from retail stores you are affecting Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and the oil companies (Listen, Kid Rock, may I call you "re re-tarded"? Awesome, thanks, not pay attention, retail stores don't sell stuff on consignment, they have already PAID for it which means Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and the oil companies already have their money ya retard) this is nothing more then an incerdibly lame publicity stunt to draw a little more attention to himself.
Apparently Pamela Anderson has infected his brain with some new, rare STD because honestly this is the stupidest publicity attempt since John Hinckley, Jr. attempted to assassinate Ronald Regan to get Jodie Fosters attention (hey John, it didn't work).
Kid Rock, give it up, your career is up the spout and nobody gives a flying crap about your music. Oh, and the public service announcement at the end telling kids to stay off drugs and stay in school after telling them to load themselves up with everything that isn't nailed down is what truly made your video worthy of ITD.
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Official ITD Rating: One desperate has been white rap star out of five